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The Beach at Getty Villa, oil 8"x10" by your hostess, Elena Roché What Our Celebrity Guests Say
"It's so private, nobody spotted me." Elvis "I did not have sex with that woman here." Bill Clinton "Did I stay there?" Robert Downey Jr. "I'll come back to this place forever." The Dali Lama "A very grown-up place where you can stop whining and start living." Dr. Laura "This place is so exclusive that even room service has an unlisted number." Henny Youngman "I like it that the rooms, unlike Russian hotels, are not bugged...in both senses." Vladimir Putin "I have hope and ambition, nay audacity, to someday...uh... maybe, book a room, or not." B. H. Obama "I'll be back." Arnold Schwarzenegger "I was going to get out there after the thing in Vegas. Sorry." O.J. Simpson "Somebody told me I stayed there with Robert Downey Jr." Lindsay Lohan "I'd love to trash one or two of your rooms." Alice Cooper "I always stay there when I'm in town." Kim Jong Il "Sorry about the cancellation, but I found out I had to drive to get there." Britney Spears "I shall return to this place, too." Gen. Douglas MacArthur "Pablo found plums in a bowl that were cold and purple and firm and good. The Inn is good." Ernest Hemingway "This is the place of all of our collective dreams." Carl G. Jung "You're goddamn right I stayed there." Jack Nicholson "I stayed a week and gained ten pounds." Mahatma Gandhi "The only place I never wanted to escape from." Harry Houdini "I have a constant theory that all my relativities will unify there at one point in time." A. Einstein "This is my kind of neighborhood." Mr. Rogers "Law#4: Attraction increases in an inverse relationship to one's distance from the Inn." Sir Isaac Newton "This Inn needs to be painted." Norman Rockwell "Ask not what you can do in the country, but what the country can do in you." J.F.K. "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Still, they found us a room." Charles Dickens "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. We took the room overlooking the park." William James "Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. Not so, this Inn." W. F. Buckley, Jr. "A natural selection." Charles Darwin "The mother of all Inns." Saddam Hussein "There's always room at this Inn." Joseph of Nazareth "I'm in with the Inn crowd." Dobie Gray "I met Bill when I was an Inn-tern there. I've got the blue towel to prove it." M. Lewinsky "In a word, accommodatious and comfortating." George W. Bush "I punched out three guests before I realized they weren't paparazzi. My bad." Sean Penn "This is not a Mickey Mouse outfit." Walt Disney (Bruce Springsteen said something complementary, we think, but we couldn't make it out.) "The long and short of it is the wife and I loved it." Tom Cruise "During my stay I was secretly naked under my clothes." Howard Stern "Would I stay in a pig sty, Darling?" Miss Piggy "I don't see why, but I guess it's O.K. to post a sign saying I slept there." George Washington "I couldn't wish for a better Inn." Aladdin "This Inn pleases all of the people all of the time." Abraham Lincoln "Although the owners are infidels, it still beats the hell out of a cave in Tora Bora." O. bin Laden "My favorite haunt." Casper "I would go there." Eddie Aikau "I'm considering this place for my big comeback." Jesus of Nazareth "Let us go then, you and I, to the best inn under the Topanga sky... O.K., I'll work on it." T.S. Eliot "I love your inn, but you can't use my photo. Sorry." Mohammed
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