Topanga Canyon Inn Phone (310) 600-1325, (310) 455-1124
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Topanga Canyon Inn Phone (310) 600-1325, (310) 455-1124
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"It's so private, nobody spotted me." Elvis "I did not have sex with that woman here." Bill Clinton "I met Bill when I was an Inn-tern there. I've got the blue towel to prove it." M. Lewinsky "Did I stay there?" Robert Downey Jr. "Somebody told me I stayed there with Robert Downey Jr." Lindsay Lohan "I'll come back to this place forever." The Dalai Lama "A very grown-up place where you can stop whining and start living." Dr. Laura "This place is so exclusive that even room service has an unlisted number." Henny Youngman "I like it that the rooms, unlike Russian hotels, are not bugged...in both senses." Vladimir Putin "The Teleprompter on the headboard was a big help. Thanks." B. H. Obama "I'll be back." Arnold Schwarzenegger "I was going to get out there after the thing in Vegas. Sorry." O.J. Simpson "I'd love to trash one or two of your rooms." Alice Cooper "This place is the bomb." J. Robert Oppenheimer "If I can't get a reservation, I'm gonna go ballistic." Kim Jong Il "Sorry about the cancellation, but I found out I had to drive to get there." Britney Spears "I shall return to this place, too." Gen. Douglas MacArthur "Pablo found plums in a bowl that were cold and purple and firm and good. The Inn is good." Ernest Hemingway "This is the place of all of our collective dreams." Carl G. Jung "You're goddamn right I stayed there." Jack Nicholson "I stayed a week and gained ten pounds." Mahatma Gandhi "The only place I never wanted to escape from." Harry Houdini "Time slows down when you're in the Inn...relatively speaking." A. Einstein "This is my kind of neighborhood." Mr. Rogers "Law#4: Attraction increases in an inverse relationship to one's distance from the Inn." Sir Isaac Newton "This Inn needs to be painted." Norman Rockwell "Ask not what you can do in the Inn in the country, but what the Inn in the country can do for you." J.F.K. "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Still, they found us a room." Charles Dickens "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. We took the room overlooking the park." William James "Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. Not so, this Inn." W. F. Buckley, Jr. "A natural selection." Charles Darwin "The mother of all Inns." Saddam Hussein "There's always room at this Inn." Joseph of Nazareth "I'm in with the Inn crowd." Dobie Gray "In a word, accommodatious and comfortating." George W. Bush "I punched out three guests before I realized they weren't paparazzi. My bad." Sean Penn "I punched out three guests and I knew they weren't paparazzi." Russell Crowe "This is not a Mickey Mouse outfit." Walt Disney (Bruce Springsteen said something complementary, we think, but we couldn't make it out.) (Robin Williams said lots of nice things, but we couldn't write that fast.) "The long and short of it is the wife and I loved it." Tom Cruise "During my stay I was secretly naked under my clothes." Howard Stern "Would I stay in a pig sty, Darling?" Miss Piggy "I don't see why, but I guess it's O.K. to post a sign saying I slept there." George Washington "I couldn't wish for a better Inn." Aladdin "This Inn pleases all of the people all of the time." Abraham Lincoln "Although the owners are infidels and fry bacon, it still beats the hell out of a cave in Tora Bora." O. bin Laden "My favorite haunt." Casper "I would go there." Eddie Aikau "Let us go then, you and I, to the best inn under the Topanga sky...No? O.K., I'll work on it." T.S. Eliot "The answer, my friend, is goin' in the Inn. The answer is goin' in the Inn...No? O.K., I'll work on it" Bob Dylan "Here they do unto others as they would have others do unto them...with breakfast thrown in." Jesus of Nazareth "I couldn't conceive of a place more immaculate." The Virgin Mary "Love the Inn, but you still can't use my photo. Sorry." Muhammed The Prophet "Heavenly." God "Hot." Satan "Serene." Buddha "The other guys liked it; I liked it too." Bahá'u'lláh "The only reservation that I would consider." Chief Sitting Bull "Cover me. I'm goin' inn." John Wayne "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Yogi Berra "I give this place billions and billions of stars." Carl Sagan "These running dogs of capitalist imperialism subvert the class struggle with king beds and waffles." Mao Tse-Tung "Magical." Harry Potter "Yo dogs, the four-eleven on the street says this crib can't be beat." Herbal T, The Topanga Rapper "In this B&B, workers of the world, you night." Vladimir I. Lenin "Wimps review online. I nail my reviews to the front door." Martin Luther "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? Aloft, yon B and B. My room awaits" W. Shakespeare
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